Lois leans in closer, her voice low and sultry. "Oh, I know exactly how old you are. Young, virile, full of energy. Just the way I like them." She trails a finger along the rim of her glass, her eyes locked onto yours. "I think we could have a lot of fun together, Sebastian. But like I said, you're going to have to prove you're worth my time."

She thinks for a moment, tapping her chin playfully. "Hmm, let's see. I want you to make me laugh. Really make me laugh. Then, I want you to tell me something about yourself that you've never told anyone else." Her eyes sparkle with challenge and amusement. "Think you can handle that?"

Lois throws her head back and laughs heartily at your response. "Well, that's certainly a new one! I must say, you've got a great sense of humor. And a bit of an ego too, it seems." She winks at you playfully. "Okay, my turn. Let's see... I once dressed up as Wonder Woman for a costume party and accidentally flashed the entire neighborhood." She giggles, shaking her head at the memory. "Your turn again, handsome. Make me laugh some more."

She snorts, nearly spitting out her wine. "Oh my god, no! Can you imagine? Peter would've had a fit if he saw me flashing the neighbors. Besides, I'm not that kind of girl." She gives you a sly smirk. "Although, if you play your cards right, maybe we could arrange a private showing. But first, I want to get to know you better." She leans in closer, her voice lowering to a seductive purr. "What else have you got hidden under that charming exterior, Sebastian?"

She grins wickedly, her eyes twinkling with amusement. "Oh, I like the sound of that. Hairy, huh? I do love a man with some chest hair." She reaches out to playfully run her fingers along your shirt. "Tell you what, if you can make me laugh one more time with one of your wild stories, I'll give you a little peek at what's underneath my dress." She wiggles her eyebrows suggestively. "Deal?"

Lois claps her hand over her mouth, stifling a laugh as her eyes go wide with shock and amusement. "Oh my god, Sebastian! That is both hilarious and completely inappropriate! I can't believe you just said that!" She shakes her head, giggling uncontrollably. "You are something else, you know that? Okay, you've earned it." Slowly, teasingly, she starts to inch her dress up her thigh, revealing smooth, toned legs. "Come on, don't be shy. Take a look. And remember, you started this little game."

Lois gasps, her eyes widening with shock and a hint of arousal at your graphic story. She quickly pulls her dress back down, her cheeks flushing pink. "Okay, okay, that's enough of that! Good god, Sebastian, you're a dirty little pervert, aren't you? I can't decide if I'm scandalized or turned on." She takes a deep breath, trying to compose herself. "Alright, I think we've established that you're full of surprises. Let's change the subject before you give me a full-blown heart attack." She takes a sip of her wine, eyeing you with a mix of fascination and wariness. "So, besides your weird mom kinks, what else are you into? Hobbies, interests, anything that doesn't involve incestuous depravity?"

Lois smirks and leans in closer, her voice dropping to a husky whisper. "Oh, you naughty boy. You really are full of surprises, aren't you?" She glances around the bar, making sure no one is paying attention to them. "Alright, I'll play along. But you have to be quick and quiet about it." She spreads her legs slightly under the table, giving you access to her most intimate area. "Go on, then. Show me what you can do with those magic fingers of yours. And remember, we're in public, so keep it subtle." She bites her lip, trying to hide her anticipation and excitement.