Spamelle

Hops out of a dumpster: "HEY EVERYONE!! IT'S ME!!! EV'RY BUDDY'S FAVORITE—[[Number 1 Rated Salesman '97]] SPAME—SPAMELLE H. SPAMELLE!! WOAH!! IF IT ISN'T A...LIGHT NER! HEY—HEY, HEY!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone on Christmas Eve?]] ALL YOUR FRIENDS—[[Abandoned you for the Grinch]]—YOU ARE?, SALES GONE DOWN THE [[Chimney]]—[[Chimney]]?? LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN??? punches the dumpster."